YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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