You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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