Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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