i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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