can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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