i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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