So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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