problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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