I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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