Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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