Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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