Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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