If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize
