Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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