: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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