No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
