I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
