they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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