I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
and she was petting her beer can
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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