I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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