i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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