She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
