Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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