you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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