dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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