You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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