And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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