four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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