Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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