That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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