it's not cheating when I paid for it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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