So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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