Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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