He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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