They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We got so high we made milksteak
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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