i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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