I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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