Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
OPIZZABONMYDICK
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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