My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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