Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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