Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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