Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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