So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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