We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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