garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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