i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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