Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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