chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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