I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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