he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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