Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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