just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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