I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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