Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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