Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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